they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry
Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.
I’m laughing so fucking hard
Richard: How do you get Canadians out of a pool?
Richard: Ask them to please get out of the pool.
So people can read the stories they’ve forgotten about…
First it was funny THEN IT WAS PAINFUL.