How do Time Lords even get married or deal with marital problems like

"It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore! You… You’ve changed, Harold"


And what if you and your spouse both regenerated while you weren’t around each other?

"Who the fuck are you? This isn’t your house?"

"I fucking live here."

Also I love how sharon and harold are just obviosuly gallifreyan names.

Oh boy, here we go. All the burning questions you’ve ever had about me

Tagged by inceaselessmotion, so thanks for that. Seems simple enough, what could go wrong?

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.

Name: Kyle

Nickname: Anyone who has gamed with me might call me Kurr on occasion (or Korean Tail. I’m looking at you, Andy, you twot). I’ve been called Cas, Sasquatch, Viking, Lurch, Sam, Moose, Swarles, and Dookie when working at the Ren Faire. I have also been known to respond to various profanities. And I answer to Squish by one, and only one.

Birthday: Restricted.

Gender: I identify as male

Sexuality: This information is restricted under Government File; Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, Page 69, Subsection 7e, Paragraph 8, Sentence 4, Word 1. Also known as “No”

Height: Probably taller than you. Unless you’re taller, in which case I’m shorter than you.

Time Zone: Eastern Standard

What time and date is it there: Here it is a time to be alive and date if you are willing and find someone right for you.

Average hours of sleep I get each night: Four or five

The last thing I Googled was: Leonard Cohen

My most used phrase(s): Probably either a pun or sexual reference.

First word that comes to mind: Phone. Bloody thing went off in the middle of making this.

What I last said to a family member: Either “goodbye” or “FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY” if you count Snapchats toward my little brother which he never responds to.

One place that makes me happy & why: SUUSI. I mean just look at this video:
I’m simply going to leave this here.

How many blankets I sleep under: Usually a single blanket. If it gets cold I’ll wear clothes.

Favorite beverage(s): The blood of her enemies.

The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy, actually

Three things I can’t live without

- Loved ones 

- A second thing

- Air, probably

Something I plan on learning: Medical and Firefighting training. How to cook things that don’t come in a box. Basic car repair. Maybe Russian

A piece of advice for all my followers: Breathe. We are alive, embrace that. No need to rush yourself on anything you do. Move at your own pace, allow yourself to relax. Things will get rough sometimes, but you are never alone. You have a support group, you have me. Inbox me if you need my number. I am always here. You are loved.

Tags: hey—nonny-nony, emoursdansant, theheroetteoftime, thisisnicocoa, iwillbeyourvillian, esemzy, declareityours, purplemohawk27, raevis, ofminorstature, meoplelikepeople. Hope you all get this!

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